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FAADU DOUBLE MEANING JOKES HOW TO

One hat says to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on a head." Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.

To give him the cold shoulder can mean either "to give him a cold shoulder (to eat)," or "to ignore him."ġ6.

A cannibal is a person who eats other people.

When the cannibal showed up late to lunch, they gave him the cold shoulder.

Clean can mean "there's no dirt," or it can mean someone "no longer uses drugs."ġ5.

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

If you can do something with your eyes closed, it can also mean "it's super easy."ġ4.

Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed. As a verb flies means "to travel through the air" as a noun, fruit flies "are a type of insect/bug that eats fruit."ġ3.

With fruit flies, "flies" can either be a verb or a noun.

Two-tired can mean it has two tires or that it is too tired (exhausted)ġ2.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

A pain in the ass can mean "a discomfort in your butt" or it can mean "something that annoys you."ġ1.

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.

To look into can mean "to look through a small hole, crack, etc." or it can mean "to investigate."ġ0.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.

Fire at will is a phrase used in the army meaning "shoot whenever you want to." Fire at W Ill (with a capital W) means to shoot at William (Will is short for William).ĩ.

When William joined the army he disliked the phrase ' fire at will'.

A prophet is a spiritual teacher, a nonprofit is a type of business known as a charity.Ĩ.

A hurdle is an obstacle, or a frame that runners must jump over (see photo).ħ.

To get over something can mean "to jump over" or "to stop worrying.".

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

Come back can mean "to return" or "to remember."Ħ.

FAADU DOUBLE MEANING JOKES HOW TO

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. Keep your mouth shut can also mean "don't say anything."ĥ.If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut. It's impossible to put down can mean "I'm unable to place it on a surface (because of anti-gravity)," or it can mean "the book is so good you I can't stop reading it."Ĥ.He's all right can mean "he has no left side," or it can mean "he's fine."ģ.Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. It hit me can also mean "I suddenly remembered/realized."Ģ.I wondered why the tennis ball was getting bigger, then it hit me. As such, it can be a fun way to improve these aspects of your English.įor your convenience, the part of the joke with the double meaning has been bolded with the two meanings defined below.ġ. You'll notice that puns often use phrasal verbs, expressions, and collocations. In order to understand the joke, you need to be aware of both of the meanings that the word(s) can have. Puns are jokes that use words that have different possible meanings or words that sound alike but have different meanings (called homophones). So today, we're going to focus on some fun english-learning vocabulary with puns. It doesn't matter how effective something is if it's so boring you stop doing it. Obviously, for optimal learning, we want to use the entire brain.Īnd the best way to learn anything is by enjoying the process. Now, there's nothing wrong with teaching and learning from the left brain, but it's only using half of your brain! The teaching style of most traditional language schools are very left brain (logical and analytical).

Here at Real Life English, we like to engage the right side of your brain (the side that's creative and imaginative) with fun English.